I've always been clumsy. It's evident by the large amounts of scars on my knees.
This week has been exceptionally clumsy...
First I dropped a bowl of cereal that I was eating. All over our couch.
Then as I was going downstairs to clean up the cereal mess, I fell down the stairs. I have a rather large bruise on my hip, a swollen toe, and a scraped up arm. But I did save the baby monitor...
Then I dropped Anna's oatmeal the next morning for breakfast. In a glass bowl. I'm lucky it didn't break. But oatmeal turns to concrete pretty quickly, let me tell you!
And I tripped over the baby gate upstairs in our hallway, knocking the whole thing over and waking Anna up from her nap.
Then I dropped a full cup of water on the floor.
Then I ran into my jewelry chest in the middle of the night causing a big bruise.
And if all that wasn't enough in the last 4 days, this morning I dropped a FULL container of uncooked oats on the floor. While Anna and Luke were standing hanging onto my legs in the kitchen.
I feel like maybe I should wrap myself in bubble wrap so as to avoid more bruises before my sister's wedding next weekend!
Or maybe I should just try to be more careful.
And then as soon as I published this, I went into the kitchen to do the dishes and lo and behold, I had forgotten to screw the cap back onto the dish soap-dispensing sponge... What a mess!!!
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